The joys of a driver.
I had the pleasure of driving up to Dublin today. Lucky me!
Every dick-head, asshole and bitch in the country seemed to be out to annoy me today. O yes, it was one of those days.
The first asshole I came across was the stupid fucker who insisted on driving up my ass. Now I have to admit this is the one thing in the whole world that makes me want to beat the shit out of someone. I was driving along the motorway minding my own business, passing out a lorry, when all of a sudden I practically had a fucking trailer sitting on the end of my car. If these people are in such a hurry why not leave a little earlier? Sometimes I make myself feel a little better by imagining a scenario where I have to slam on the brakes and their nice new, shiny and expensive car gets all wrecked trying to avoid my piece of shit, dirty old car. Of course no one gets hurt in my fantasy, well not me anyway. My second scenario is only a dream and I know it it will never happen so please don’t laugh. I imagine that maybe, just maybe the guards will catch them speeding and I will drive past and give them a little wave (and the fingers) . Total fantasy, but a girl can dream.
The second brain dead drivers I came across today was the people who when driving on a three lane road still insist on passing you on the inside. Today I was driving in the middle lane of the motorway, and doing the speed limit when I was passed twice by cars in the inside lane. Why not just use the fast lane if they wanted to go so fast? Although, the person who passed me on the inside on the two lane stretch, just to pass out a lorry before me definitely has a death wish, fecking hell. Maybe these people have much more exciting and fast lives than me, that’s probably true, but still is it worth risking your life over? Apparently so.
And of course I must not forget the lovely lady (bitch) who I let into the line of traffic. I was sitting waiting for a little wave of gratitude, what did I get? A flick of her cigarette ash in my direction. Straight away I regretted letting her out because it dawned on me that she was the type of asshole that just expects us humble folks to allow her pass.
Today didn’t turn out all bad as I feel I have learned a very important lesson, that stupidity and ignorance have no sexual preference, it is the one area where men and woman can equally be assholes and shit heads.
