Private number.

I am absolutely fuming right now. Totally pissed off!

I have just received a phone call on my mobile from Littlewoods (previously known as The Family Album). And under went an interrogation as to when and how I will pay my outstanding balance.

Fuck, I thought, I must be up to my eyes in debt!

When I inquired into how much was outstanding, I was informed I owed 30 euro. I actually cannot believe that they would ring someone at 8pm on a Tuesday evening for a lousy 30 euro. And, what sickens me even more, is that the item I bought off them was the biggest heap of shit. It was a crappy wardrobe that’s in bits already. My worst buy ever!

I feel like taking the fucking thing apart and sending it back to them.

I have learned something from this experience though and it isn’t that I should pay my bills on time. No, I have learned never to answer the phone if it displays the words ‘private number’.

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2 Responses to “Private number.”

  1. H Says:

    And I’ve learned something important too. That is to never, ever let you buy piece of shit catalogue furniture ever again. That wardrobe is the worst heap of fucking shite I have ever had the displeasure of constructing.

  2. Mrs Shitetalker Says:

    I have to admit for once that you are right. I suppose there’s a first time for everything.

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