This fucking computer!!!

I didn’t realise what a God send the laptop was until I had to start using this bloody computer again. It’s just soooooo slow!! Plus I’ve to go upstairs to the freezing and extremely messy spare room every time I want to use it.

I guess I’ve been spoilt with the laptop, our laptop went everywhere around the house. Mr S constantly disappeared into the toilet with it, I sat it on the kitchen table during the day and then brought it into the sitting room later in the evening.

But now its dead, Mr S killed it, and then tried to resuscitate it by taking it apart to fix it himself, and killed it even more.

So my message today is; if you have a laptop, appreciate and look after it, and if you see a know-it-all, I can fix it, man coming towards it with a screwdriver, take your laptop and run away as fast as you can.

4 Responses to “This fucking computer!!!”

  1. Pinkie Says:

    My laptop has to go to the hospital soon - I plan on leaving it in when I am on 2 week holidays in the US in April though. Oh it will be brand SPANKING new when I get back. It had better be.

  2. Mrs Shitetalker Says:

    Ah that’s nice, its like you’re leaving your laptop in for a holiday too! It’ll get get fixed up, cleaned and minded when you’re away. Its like a kennel for laptops!
    Ours is still dead, Mr S wants another go at fixing it before he has to pay anyone, maybe I’ll hide it somewhere.

  3. H Says:

    Cheeky bitch.

    If that’s the way you want it, I’ll never fix anything around here again…

    HA!

  4. Mrs Shitetalker Says:

    Good! That’s the whole idea!

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